averagefairy:

*eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle

No one is really busy. It all depends on what number you are on their priority list.
- (via spuandi)

(Source: l-eer)

  • Aries: a reality check
  • Taurus: a line of coke and a karaoke machine
  • Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer
  • Cancer: a box of tissues and a block of chocolate
  • Leo: a room without mirrors
  • Virgo: a xanax
  • Libra: a backbone
  • Scorpio: to be escorted into hell
  • Sagittarius: to sit still
  • Capricorn: a joint
  • Aquarius: to fucking listen
  • Pisces: to just... chill for a sec
  • e-pirus

    averagefairy:

    *eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle

    No one is really busy. It all depends on what number you are on their priority list.
    - (via spuandi)

    (Source: l-eer)

  • Aries: a reality check
  • Taurus: a line of coke and a karaoke machine
  • Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer
  • Cancer: a box of tissues and a block of chocolate
  • Leo: a room without mirrors
  • Virgo: a xanax
  • Libra: a backbone
  • Scorpio: to be escorted into hell
  • Sagittarius: to sit still
  • Capricorn: a joint
  • Aquarius: to fucking listen
  • Pisces: to just... chill for a sec